Office Emails v/s What they REALLY mean

Whoever has worked in the corporate, knows “Naukri k liye kya kya karna padta hai”. And the most interesting of all are the emails we write. Isn’t it? So here I am, decoding the email language for you, simplifying what it all REALLY means ;)

     1.       Please Advice

Mera dimaag nahi chal raha.

     2.       Thanks in Advance

Thanking you in advance, so you are more obligated to help me get the work done.

     3.      As stated above

Dobara bol rahi hu. Ek bar me samajh nahi aata kya.

     4.      Friendly/ Gentle reminder

Deadline pass aa gai hai… Kaam hua ya nahi??

     5.      Sorry to bother you

Waise toh mai janta nahi tum kaun ho, but kaam hai. Karwa dena please.

     6.      PFA

Panchayat karne ka time nahi hai. Padh lena.

     7.      Point duly noted

Ungli karna band kar.

     8.      Thanks for reaching out

Mail likhna band bhi karo yaar!

     9.      As per my last email

Can you please learn how to read a mail properly and not ask dumb questions?

     10.   FYI

Phir kehna nahi, ki bataya nahi. Padh lo.

Did I miss any? Share your views in the comments below ! :)